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Hello Spammers,

I patrol this forum only at night, under the cover of the alter-ego “RatBot”.

If I deem a post to be spammed such as one about Disney Films, Cheap iPod etc then it will simply be deleted post haste. I have this power! After all this is a Mountain Bike forum not a cheap knockoff DVD spam site.

PS. You can now buy the magical school food Spam Fritters in Booths. Happy Days!

Something else you can buy in Booths is Woodcoal, curious name with scairy results. Just poke it (once lit) and watch the sparks fly by.

Where are the cheap Ipods? Dixons at duty free are always sold out.

Where abouts in Booths are the Spam Fritters, that’s what I NEED to know.

Ratters bought them all.

ha ha, down past the pizzas, pasta sauce - in a branded Spam box.

Too many makes for a poorly Rat!