If you are female and reasonably quick on a bike and happen to have nothing to do this weekend you could do a lot worse than follow this link and enter Mountain Mayhem.....
http://www.bikemagic.com/news/article/mps/uan/6268
Bike (Whyte), kit, lights (Lupine) food (Wilfs) and full support all included.
The team is a lady short of useful.
If you live in the Ilkley area I can even give you a lift to the event on Friday.
Ratboy or Jamie in a dress would also do.